Location- Paltak Police Station
Vulture Man – Lukhkhaa Larry- “Saahab, ye Hamare Netaji hain, Ye Maulvi Saifi aur ye Awaraa”
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “hmmm……To main kya karun” ?AAooooooooo…..
Wiz- “Inspector Saahab, inko report likhaani haingi. Aur aapko report likhna honga”.
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “Aap kon? Kya aapko bhi report likhaani hai?”
Wiz- “Main inka neta hunga. Inke saath aaya hunga.”
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “Hawaldaar, Netaji ko baahar le jaakar murga banao jab tak main lukhkhe Larrry ka dard sunn loon. Saifi ji, aapko Bhi report likhani hai kya? ”
Wiz- “Ineeesspektorrrr, Murga to main aapko banaunga, bas ek baar Owl Baba ko PM bana doon bas”.
Hawaldaar Gulshan Grover – “Netaji ab aap tak tak Murga bano jab tak aap ande nahi dene lagte. ”
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “Safi, ab tum bolo”.
Saifi – “Nahi saahab, main inke sange aaya nakku. Mai tamashaa dekhne mein yakin rakhta. Ye lukhkha Larry apun ko zabardasti bhains ke maafik kheench ke layaa hao”.
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – ” Saifi ji, fir tum tamashaa dekhne ke chakkar mein udtaa teer kaiku lene ki firaak mein ho. Ghar par aaram karo.”
Saifi- “Kya Saahab, aap bhi apun ko maze nahi lene dete. Apun 24 ghante paltak pe bhow-bhow karke room chalaate. Apun ko koyee kaam dhanda nai re baba. Kam se kam maze to lene do”
Inspector Shakti Kapoor- “To kaam main deta hun tereko. Tu jaake meri Gypsy ke tyre mein foonke maarke hawa bhar. Inke chakkar mein kaiku padte re baba. Aur haan wo Dubai ke Sheikhon ki god mein baith kar jhoola jhoolne waala- Ugly Kaala Hydrabadi rocky4u_3 kidar hai aajkal?”
Saifi – “Hao, Inspector saab. Apun baahar jaakar apna bada sa mooh se foonk maarkar aapki Gypsy ke tyre ka hawa bhartu. Saahab wo Kaala budhdha Hydrabadi rocky4u_3 ko bawaseer ho gayela. Apun kalti hota saab. Salaam”
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “Aur Smackiye Awaaraa, tujhe bhi report likhaani hai? Tune smack peene ke liye choti-moti choreeyan karni band ki ya nahi ?”
Awaaraa- “Saahab, apun ne smack peena band kar diya hai ab. Ab apun imaandari se ande ki rehdi lagata. Saahab Apun ko lukhkha Larry idhar ku kheench ke leke aaya. Apun ko koyee report nahi likhani.”
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “Par teri shakal pe abhi bhi 12 baj rahein hai beta. Kitno dino se pet bhar khaana nahi kaaya? Chal jaa, tu meri Gypsy pe kapde maar jab tak main report likh loon. Haanji to, Batao Lukhkhe Larry ji kya shikayat hai aap ki ?” Aaaooooooo…….
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “Lukhkhe Larry, tum batao kya problem hai tumko?”
Lukhkha Larry- “Saahab, wo meri Lambi si vulture jaisi naak ko chota-bada karta hai aur kehta hai ye to Daayan ki tarah nukili naak hai. Itna hi nahi, mere mere andar ki aurat ko bhi chedta hai wo.”
Inspector Shakti Kapoor – “Hawaldaar, isko zara hawaalat mein rakho. Aaj raat main bhi iske andar ki aurat ko payaar se jagaunga. Aaaaaoooooo. Main zab tak iski religion abusing ki audio sunke aata hun”.
Shehar ka Baap kon – VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Manya Surve, The Don who killed Dawood’s ganster brother Shabbir and made Dawood Flee Mumbai in 80s
Dosti aur Dushmani ka koyee mazhab nahi hota
Manya Surve, The Don who made Dawood Flee Mumbai in 1980s, Saves his friend Muneer from Dawood
Dawood was avenging the murder of his elder brother Shabbir killed on February 12, 1983. Shabir, who was enamoured by a dancer called Chitra from Congress House near Mumbai Central, was out with her in a Fiat heading towards Bandra.
The chase began at Haji Ali and the Manya’s Gang closed in on their target when the Fiat halted at a petrol station opposite the Siddhi Vinayak temple in Prabhadevi. It was around 1.30 am and Shabbir was aghast to see Manya Surve, Amirzada, Alamzeb, Muneer and two others standing outside his car.
Manya Surve asked Chitra to step out of the car and leave the scene. The men then pumped 15 bullets into Shabbir, leaving him lifeless in the car.
An hour later the Manya Surve along with his gang was at Pakmodia Street. The plan was to take Dawood by surprise even before the news of his brother’s death could reach him.
But Dawood’s key associate Khalid Pehalwan, and a few others were guarding the Pakmodia Street, recognised the Jeep used by the Manya Surve. The huge steel door to Dawood’s house was shut seconds before the rival gang resorted to indiscriminate firing. Gunshots rent the neighbourhood as both gangs engaged in gunfire and abuse.
Amirzada was injured in the exchange of fire but managed to escape. Only to meet his end seven months later. Dawood Later Flee Mumbai to Dubai to save his life. It was the beginning of a war that resulted in the elimination of over 50 gangsters and their relatives, in the next 10 years.